Seth’s World View

Instead of anything personal, I will present you with this incredibly profound quote:

When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap a buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning, inches above the ground. With a giant buttered-cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.

-John Frazee, in The Journal of Irreproducible Results